Doctor trys to tell me,
That I’m getting low on sap.
I’m in a strange, she’s trying to drink me in.
I think I got the clap.
Oh, no, that ain’t the way I want to go.
Oh, no, one monkey don’t stop no show.

Po-lice trying to catch me.
Going to put my @ss in jail.
So it’s the end, I got no friends.
And I’ll never make my bail.
Oh, no, that ain’t the way I want to go.
Oh, no, one monkey don’t stop no show.

Wa-oww!

[Instrumental break.]

Fireman wants to sue me,
Said, “I’ll set your @ss on fire.”
Said, “I’ll beat ya, I’ll mistreat ya.”
He’s a f*cking liar.
Oh, no, one monkey don’t stop no show.
Oh, no, that ain’t the way I want to go.

Warden wants to put me,
Said, in the electric chair.
Said, “Good riddance to bad rubbish.”
He don’t really even care.
Oh, no, that ain’t the way I going to go.
Oh, no, one monkey don’t stop no show.
Yeah-aw.

[Instrumental break.]

Fireman wants to sue me,
Said, “I’ll set your @ss on fire.”
Said, “I’ll beat ya, I’ll mistreat ya.”
He’s a f*cking liar.
Oh, no, one monkey don’t stop no show.
Oh, no, that ain’t the way I want to go.

Warden wants to put me,
In the electric chair.
Says, “Good riddance to bad rubbish.”
He don’t really even care.
But oh, no, one monkey don’t stop no show.
Oh, no, that ain’t the way I’m going to go.
Wa-oww!

[Instrumental to end.]

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